Sleep accidents

You would think that sleeping would be a safe activity, but maybe not. In my short life I have had two sleep accidents. Once I was rudely awakened by Cole tipping me out of my bassinet. And once I slowly scooted myself off the comfy ottoman. I guess you shouldn't hang your head over the edge when it is the heaviest part of your body. With this in mind you can't blame me for being a little wary about where I sleep. I'm getting paranoid that when I'm asleep certain people are watching me and contemplating where they want to poke me.