Now that I have mastered projectile vomiting, I have moved on to projecting my food out the other end! I am so good that I've had at least 8 diaper changes today, and it isn't even lunch time yet. Mom and dad seem less impressed with this new skill. I'll admit it is not quite as fun as projectile vomiting and I never considered that it might lead to the dreaded diaper rash. I'm all for new experiences, but I think this one is starting to get old.
Also, if my stomach virus wasn't exciting enough, I decided to do a face plant into the coffee table. Fun times.
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